AU’s, Part 2

tea-and-outer-space:

• I was hired to kill you but you’re pretty cute au
• your voice sounds like my thinking voice and that’s really freaking me out au
• two strangers exploring the same ‘haunted’ house that thinks the other is a ghost au
• “I swear I’ll let you have half of my weed if you don’t tell the teachers that I was getting high in the bathroom” au
• I accidentally punched you in the face when I was trying to punch a different guy in the face I am so sorry au
• arranged marriage that I am only putting up with bc you’re rich and hot as hell au
• you thought you were kidnapping your best friend for a bachelor party but you kidnapped me (a stranger) on accident au
• you suck at dancing but you’re doing it in the middle of a bookstore to the crappy music on the radio and I think it’s pretty damn cute au
• I’m a super villain and you’re a therapist I kidnapped bc I need someone to talk to au
• holy shit you just saved me from getting run over by a bus au
• no one was supposed to find out i’m a wizard but you did please don’t tell anyone au
• I have amnesia and you say you’re my best friend but I keep on forgetting and thinking we’re lovers au
• “I think I may have stolen your dog on accident sorry” au
• we’re strangers and your hair is perfect except for that one strand that flew lose and it bothers me au
• you’re supposed to be in the witness protection system but until that’s set up my cop friend is making me let you live with me au
• “I know we’ve never talked before but there is a friggin huge spider in my apartment can you kill it for me” au

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