seananmcguire:

star-anise:

ofools:

ofools:

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

“Unless you know how to work a 15th-century printing press you can stop laughing and show me how to Twitter again.”

“Of course I’ve heard of Disneyland.  I’m ancient, not dead.”

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